A-O-face!
That means something dirty!
My mom said not to play with Ao-chan!
I don't like that name!
Why do bad things always happen to me?
Ao-chan.
Ao-chan, are you dirty just like your name?
Huh?
Wakannai koto oosugi
"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
Muchuu ni sasete
A-i-a-i-a
Hyaku kara hajimaru count
Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
Zero ni chikai daritsu de
Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
Miyabi-chan Can't Be Beaten
I feel like I've had that dream before.
Ao! Morning!
Dad, knock.
More importantly, open this up!
Miss Ao Horie
Why is it so garish?
A picture?
It wasn't me! I didn't do this!
Good morning! Give this to your daughter, 'kay?
The culprit is that girl in the picture!
If she brought it herself then it must be real...
What kind of person was she?
The Insatiable Beauty
Miuu
Hanasaki Horie
She greatly resembles the cover of my novel
"The Insatiable Beauty Miuu."
Whoa! I just got a weird mental image!
That Kijima was out having fun
with an Insatiable Beauty, was he?!
If he already has someone,
why is he still making moves on me?
Kijima wouldn't want...
A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
A threesome... a threesome.
A-A threesome? Does he want a threesome?
He's trash! Trash-umi Kijima!
B-But, how would you even do something like that?
In any case, I'm going to confront him with this evidence!
And then I'll tell him off!
D-Damn it!
Great job, Kijima!
Having an athletic boyfriend sure is great, huh?
N-No! He's not my boyfriend!
What? Really?
What's up?
We were just asking if you and Horie were dating.
We are not dating!
Well, uh... I guess we're not dating.
Kijima doesn't have a girlfriend.
He went to a mixer
with the members of the club the other day!
H-Hey, Senpai!
Huh? What is it? You brought a gal home, didn't you?
Shut up, already!
Horie, what he just said is-
Kijima...confirmed...trash.
I'm leaving. From now on, do not speak a word to me.
H-Horie!
Hey now, practice isn't over yet!
Let me go! Horie!
Farewell, Trash-umi Kijima!
And welcome back, daily study!
Sugar is excellent for a studious brain.
I can grasp a lot more now!
Oh yeah, the picture. I'll get rid of it.
Don't do that. It's such a good shot.
It's her...
The Insatiable Beauty!
Who are you calling "insatiable?!"
Still an idiot, aren't you,
O-face Ao-chan?
Ao-chan!
Mi... Miyabi...
Miyabi Takaoka?
That's me.
But I didn't come to reminisce about old times.
I didn't realize that was you, Miyabi.
I got cute, right?
Yes. But those fake lashes
are weighing your eyes down...
You know, you've always been so incompetent!
I'b shorry!
I guess what Takumi said is true then, eh?
Huh? Takumi, as in... Kijima? What's true?
At the mixer, he said that he likes you.
Huh?!
I fell for how he bothered to come
to the mixer but was still so incredibly honest about it!
And when I pressed him for more,
he said he confessed but you two aren't dating.
I can go ahead and take him, right?
M-Miyabi, is this what you do to guys
that are interested in someone else?
I guess I don't really care if they are.
More importantly,
girls that get confessed to by good guys
and then get cocky about it piss me off.
Listen, Horie.
I was forced into that mixer by my senpai,
and seriously, nothing happened!
It's fine.
It's not like we're dating, and you
have the right to make your own choices... I mean,
you're just toying with me, right?
Wow. That was an awful way to put it. Is that really me?
Got it. I won't call you or talk
to you at school for the time being.
But I'm kinda...sad about that.
It isn't my fault.
But, now I want to apologize.
Kijima really has stopped talking to me.
Kijima!
It's none of my business.
He agreed to something.
But, it's none of my business.
Did she confess to him?
No, it's none of my business.
Does that mean he said okay, though?
Nope, none of my business!
Are they already madly in love?!
It's none of my business!
Ao! Ao!
My dinner is just rice!
Oh...
Here, have some seasoning.
I earn so much money, and yet...
Oh, but the texture's nice... Cute and crunchy, too!
Dad.
When do guys start to lose interest in the girl they like?
When they doubt their own feelings.
They understand when a woman asks things like
"Do you love me? Why? What do you love?"
However, men are disheartened
when women won't believe them.
That, or they find a cute girl
who accepts after giving it one shot.
That has to be it!
Can we go home? I'd like to study.
No we can't. You promised me a date.
We were supposed to go
purchase a reference book, not go on a date.
For Young Ladies
THE BAR
Hori Floral
Okay, here's a reference book on being popular.
It's me, posing as a female writer.
Y-You fraud!
What do you mean?!
W-What?
I'm hungry!
See? Doesn't it look fun?
It's my first time here.
Let's go in. 'Kay?
Hm... Plus ten points.
What's wrong? Aren't you going
to eat any deep-fried gyoza?
Minus twenty points.
My first-ever date is going so smoothly
and it's all thanks to this book!
I won't be beaten by that A-O-face!
She's so privileged, but all she does is cry!
It's really infuriating!
Thanks for waiting.
No problem!
Bring him to
a dark place!
There's somewhere I wanna go!
Where did Dad go?
It's dark and I'm scared and I can't walk...
Are you alright?
Should I call the staff?
I-It's so creepy...
I think we're almost at the exit so I'll walk you there.
If only Kijima were this thoughtful...
She seems like a timid girl.
Uh, do you hate haunted houses?
Yes. But my companion
seemed like he wanted to come in here.
What about you?
I'm by myself. I got separated from my companion too.
Huh? Is that okay?
Yeah. It was like she was fine with anyone
as long as she came to the amusement park.
Thank you, here is fine.
Huh?
Please go to your girlfriend now.
Perhaps your girlfriend wanted to come
in here with you, and not just anyone.
Yeah, this is Monster E, from around the exit.
The couple is doing well and aren't moving.
Alright. I'll set it off soon.
That might be true.
After all, you're a kindhearte-
Takumi! I'm over here! I'm scared!
Please, go to her.
Er, this is just-
Ao, are you still in there? I'm outside.
Wh-What? So you're with a man. That's surprising.
No, that's normal.
Not doing too bad then, huh?
No, the one "doing it" here is you.
You're one to talk.
Those two are gonna break up.
That was super scary!
It's too bad we got separated.
I hope we can be together next time.
This time for sure, I'll bring him to a hotel
and get a real picture instead of a shopped one!
I'm nervous. Professor Floral, please cheer me on!
Takumi, is it going okay with the girl you like?
No, not really. I don't know anymore.
Woo-hoo!
Oh, I see...
I thought she'd surely be a good person if you like her.
I'd say she's more of a self-centered person.
Yeah, yeah, totally true! And she cries so easily!
And she gets violent sometimes.
Ugh, she's insufferable!
A girl like that must give you grief, huh, Takumi?
Nah, it doesn't bother me.
Tch.
What bothers me is that...
I don't know if she likes me or not.
Hurry up, Dad! I lost sight of them!
Ao, who have you been looking for this whole time?
U-Um, it's just someone that I know from class...
Ao does not like you, Takumi!
She's just cocky because you're waiting for her answer.
She's being yearned after!
She just likes how you make her feel!
My emotions are clear, though.
What a refreshing morning!
But ma'am, I-
What a refreshing morning!
Horie's body was... really beautiful.
Go ahead and laugh all you want.
Did they grope each other clean?!
Next time: Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Lead Virgins
Go fix that limp dick, Takumi!